You know you're online too much...

if you get excited because you see the "Dan Rather to leave CBS News" headline on Drudge before there's even a link or the blaring siren animation or even "Developing..."

(Wait. A siren is the thing that makes the noise. So what do you call the rotating red/blue light thing?)

To my new-to-the-blogosphere readers, you need to make the Drudge Report your home page. It's a great summary of the big, breaking news stories and the little, yet important or interesting stories in one glance.